Some Random Factoids about Jack Bauer from 24

>> It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless... was that Jack Bauer's milk?
>> Oh you are so screwed.
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>> The dinosaurs messed with Jack Bauer. Look what happened to them.
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>> Jack Bauer doesn't wish his girlfriend looked just like that Pussycat Doll.
>> Far from it. Jack is straight. Jack doesn't like transvestites.
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>> Jack Bauer is always far away. "This" far away from shooting you like the
>> dog you are.
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>> Bird Flu is a constant danger. We should never have let Jack Bauer go on
>> holiday.
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>> Jack Bauer gave Mike Tyson his lisp. Little bithch.
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>> An extract from his wedding vows: "Do you promise to love, honour, obey,
>> duck, roll, cover, shoot and look like Donald Sutherland for as long as
>> you both shall live so help your boab?"
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>> You cannot have safe secs with Jack Bauer.
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>> Jack Bauer has a sensitive side. Unfortunately it's just as violent as his
>> non-sensitive side. He likes Red Roses because of the thorns; he likes red
>> wine for the alcohol content and he likes cheerleaders because they've all
>> got Chlamydia.
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>> Jack Buer doesn't issue commands, he just points his gun at you until you
>> do what he wants.
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>> Jack Bauer's favourite quote: "I love the sound of snapped necks in the
>> morning."
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>> Jack Bauer's favourite colour is violet, but only because it sounds like
>> violent.
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>> Jack Bauer gets the "Where's Waldo?" every time.
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>> Jack Bauer CAN believe its not butter.
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>> Not even Jack Bauer can get Lynette to pick stuff up from the printer.
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>> the most common cause of death among middle eastern men is Jack Bauer.
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>> In 1921 the Belfast-built ship the Titanic sank in the middle of the
>> Atlantic. Even the laws of space and time can't stop Jack Bauer.
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>> There is no such thing as evolution, just animals Jack Bauer allows to
>> live.
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>> If Jack Bauer trips and falls, it wasn't a mistake. It was Jazz
>> interpretive dance.
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>> If you're running away from Jack Bauer and he shoots and misses, he wasn't
>> aiming at you. He was aiming at somebody else 12 miles away.
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>> You can fool some of the people, some of the time but you can't fool all
>> of the people all of the time. Jack Bauer can.
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>> You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make it drink.
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>> "It's 8am. Squirrels have stolen my cream bun and the door won't shut
>> right. I'm Jack Bauer, and this is my life. (Day not caught on film)"
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>> Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
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>> The only reason you're not unconscious right now is because Jack Bauer
>> doesn't feel like carrying you.
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