Are you f**king kidding me?

Okay, so... you're a principled and left wing politician. You win a shock victory in a seat in the General Election.

What do you do after the festive period to build up your profile and get your policies out there? Hold a press conference, stage a demonstration?

If you're George Galloway, apparently you go on Celebrity Big Brother. Unless he's planning a publicity stunt later on to wind up Davina, the man has sunk to the depths. Did the American's poison his water when he doing his defiant stand against them denying changes of making money off Saddam Hussain? Is that why he's there?

Unless business picks up for Gorgeous George soon, we'll be seeing him on "My Sister's Hot Friend" with Germaine Greer...