Thursday, March 01, 2007

Virgin Media

As a Telewest Customer (ish) having lost 24 and the Simpsons I guess I'm about as angry as everyone else is with Richard Branson. Not only did he gobble up Telewest via his Mobile firm, he managed to botch the negotiations with Rupert Murdoch's Sky Corporation and pretend that it was really okay because Rupert is a big bully who wanted Richie's dinner money and that he had lots of nice and lovely programs for serfs like me to watch.

Er... no Richie, you're trying to replace Sky with old episodes of Alias (which is just as shit in Russian - I've seen it in Russian - as it is in English) and Spooks (the series with the blond guy who isn't as good as Matthew MacFadyen). Also! You can now buy shit music videos for forty pence! Doesn't that make you feel all warm and squishy!

Because we live in a Capitalist State, sometimes the decisions of the Business Class occasionally piss us off, we have one recourse: to go and fuck ourselves.

Actually, there's another recourse: search the interweb for Sky or Virgin Media (whichever you have) and learn how to hack the fucking thing and watch what you like.

Richard Branson is a Cunt. Rupert Murdoch is a Cunt. When did you morons think they EVER had your best interests at hearts? They're more concerned with how big each others dick is and whether it is bigger than the other. That's what the dispute is about: capitalist scum lost in an ego trip.

The Revolution says: I was, I am, I will be again!

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