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She dampened her face down again, and turned around, hands on hips and spat at me: “I have quit.”

“Eh?”

“The T-shirt. I’m not in that game anymore.”

“I was beginning to think you’d never quit. Does that mean you’ll consider my offer?”

“What offer?”

I stood there looking as perplexed as she did. I thought for a minute and asked her, “What is your name?”

“Katherine Ireland.”

“Oh. Wow. I never expected that.” I became a bit sweaty and nervous.

“You make less sense than the Sci-fi Channel.”

“Okay, I’ll make this quick. You are not Katherine Ireland, Porn Star. You’re Kaz Hiashi, porn star.”

“How is that different? That’s my screen name.”

“Here, that’s your real name.”

“Where is here?”

“Inverness.”

“So my real name is Kaz in Inverness,” she replied incredulously. “Just Inverness, what about Bellshill?”

“Okay, you don’t get it. Fine. I’ll show you. Come outside.”